A-Fight-aGAINsT-GRAVITY

theojoiegrise:

consulting-feminist-timelord:

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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Maybe it’s one of theses toys: 

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gods i hope it is

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

elouNONONONONONONONONONO

https://vine.co/v/OmAMbEThg6n

straightguysdont:

I can’t stop watching this bc it’s freaking hilarious 😂😘😉🙈😎

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

walkthelonelyroad:

does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

inspirationcocoa:

- date a man who loves his mom
- date a man who has a beautiful smile
- date a man who knows how to use a hammer
- date a man who saves the earth
- date thor, i’m talking about thor

gavinoh-free:

ALL HAIL THE MOTHER CROC

Okay, I just realized Voldemort didn’t just plan to kill Harry in Book 4

http://youvegottoshakeitoff.tumblr.com/post/98832292600/okay-i-just-realized-voldemort-didnt-just-plan-to

arryns:

miraniel:

In all other cases except the Triwizard cup, portkeys only go one way at one specific time. Touching them again does not activate them to return to their place of origin. Also, when Harry grabs the cup a second time, it does not return him to the middle of the maze….

perfect bands don’t exi-

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blastortoise:

Whoever takes my virginity is gonna get at least 20,000,000,000 experience points and a couple of rare item drops

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

cursor by thetremblingofmyhand