A-Fight-aGAINsT-GRAVITY

shannananan:

the-vashta-nerada:

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."

tropius:

dopehero:

tropius:

Соммциisм

why? why do you do that? sure it might look cool and soft grunge edgy but in russian, that makes no sense. like. you just made up a word. using russian letters to spell out communism for some grunge aesthetic bs? no. stop. that’s disrespectful. y’all be ashamed. you literally spelled out something like “sottchet” cuz ‘s’ doesnt even exist in the russian alphabet. ugh

Еат му аss

licensetocannibalize:

hannibal gets so offended of being accused of things he actually did

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

FINDING YOUR TEACHERS FACEBOOK PAGES IS THE GREATEST

swaggity-swell-i-ship-destiel:

I MEAN THEY GO FROM LOOKING LIKE THIS TO YOU:

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TO SUDDENLY LOOKING LIKE THIS

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OR THIS

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I MEAN HOLY SHIT THAT’S MY MATHS TEACHER SMOKING IN A SUIT AS HE RIDES A SHARK.

IF THAT’S NOT BEAUTIFUL TO YOU, YOU’RE LYING.

man your teacher’s hot

bxbyblue:

so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls

she found bear grylls

ismcrback:

"i hate my chemical romance" i grumble to myself

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troyesivan:

beautiful

oh no poor kid

jshillingford:

What It’s Like To See Every Marvel Movie (For Fans and Non-Fans)

Accurate. (source)

most accurate thing ever 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

justbringmethehorizon:

MCR broke up due to Gerard running out of emo hairstyles.

jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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cursor by thetremblingofmyhand